Fishing jokes

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11-29-2009
Four married guys go fishing. After a slow hour of fishing, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him: You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?  "

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?  " and she said, "Wear a sweater.


11-03-2009
Where are most fish found ?   Between the head and the tail !


11-03-2009
What fish sounds like a telephone?   Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.


11-03-2009
How do you tune a fish?  With its scales!


11-03-2009
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?   A flat fish !


11-03-2009
Whats the best way to catch a fish?   Have someone throw it at you.


11-03-2009
How did the fishs tail get stuck in the anchor chain?  It was just a fluke!


11-03-2009
Why are fish no good at tennis?  They dont like to get too close to the net!


11-03-2009
What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?   Ray!


11-03-2009
How do you post a fish?   You send it COD ... or first bass mail


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