Fishing jokes( Page: 1 of 14 )
Four married guys go fishing. After a slow hour of fishing, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him: You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal? "
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex? " and she said, "Wear a sweater.
Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
How do you tune a fish? With its scales!
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !
Whats the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.
How did the fishs tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!
Why are fish no good at tennis? They dont like to get too close to the net!
What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail