Firefighter jokes

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11-01-2009
Q: Why dont Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?   A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.


11-01-2009
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and they hadnt seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to playa game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said "that does it! I amgoing out to get me a deer." Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. Thecaptain and chief asked, "how did you get that?  " The rookie replied, "I walked out fifty feet, followed sometracks and shot this buck". The captain then said, "Ive had enough of this I am going to get my deer." Hecame back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked, "how did you get that?  " The captain replied,"I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck." The chief not wanting to be out donesaid "I am out of here, I am g oing to bag the biggest buck of the day." He came back an hour later, all mangledup and bloody. The rookie and captain asked, "what happened to you?  " The chief replied, "I walked out therefive hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a train."


11-01-2009
here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented ahunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find anybirds they shoot. One year they didt go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Corona City Firemenwho used him that season. The next year the Riverside guys went to rent Rex from the farmer for hunting butthe farmer had bad news for them. He told them Rex was no longer any good for hunting and didnt have areplacement for him and to tell the Corona firemen they were not welcome there any more and that if he sawthem he would probably shoot them for what they did to Rex. The R.F.D. guys asked the farmer what theCorona boys did that could be so bad. Well the farmer said last year when they rented Rex it all started off fineuntil one of the Corona guys decided to rename him. We ll whats wrong with that they asked. The farmer saidthey renamed him CHIEF and now all he does is sit on his ass and bark all the time.


11-01-2009
Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?  A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).


11-01-2009
A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warningthat if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off. Well, everything went well for some time thenone day they passed a very attractive and well put together young lady. As the fireman turned to watch herpass his wings fell off. When he bent over to pick them up the policemans wings fell off.


11-01-2009
A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.He told himself, "Im a fire chief, Im not going to wait in line." He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. Im a fire chief." The angels replied, "Youll haveto wait in line like everyone else, sir."While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a whitehelmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chiefwas pissed and went to talk to the angels.He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?  " To which the angels replied, "You have it allwrong, sir. Thats God, he just thinks hes a Fire Chief."


11-01-2009
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good timebut had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?  " TheSon said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from theneighboring Fire Department.


11-01-2009
Q. What does CHAOS stand for?   A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.


11-01-2009
If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?   K 9 P


11-01-2009
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?   A. FireWeb .... of course!


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