Apple jokes

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05-13-2009
What is the left side of an apple?  The part that you dont eat.


05-13-2009
What kind of apple isnt an apple?  A pineapple.


05-13-2009
What did the apple say to the apple pie?  "Youve got some crust."


05-13-2009
What did the worm want to do when he grew up?  He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).


05-13-2009
Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?  Because theyre crab apples !


05-13-2009
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?  Puff pastry !


05-13-2009
Why did Eve want to move to New York ?  She fell for the Big Apple !


05-13-2009
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?  He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the teacher!


05-13-2009
Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?  Have you ever tried worm pie ?  !


05-13-2009
What reads and lives in an apple ?  A bookworm !


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