Face jokes

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10-27-2009
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think Ill stop hating her first."


10-27-2009
I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.


10-27-2009
Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?  


10-27-2009
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so?   Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after shes stopped laughing her face is still smiling!


10-27-2009
Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre wearing it out.


10-27-2009
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.


10-27-2009
Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?  Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.


10-27-2009
You can read his mind in his face. Yes, its usually a complete blank.


10-27-2009
First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hoptimist.


10-27-2009
How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?  I forgot to wet the soap.


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