Ethnic jokes( Page: 1 of 23 )
Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "Where you been for the past two weeks? No one seen you around."
"Dona talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna jail."
"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been in jail? "
"Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail."
"But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!", Luigi countered.
"Yeah, but dis beach was screamin' and akickin' and ayellin'!"
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen dont change light bulbs, its cheaper to sit in the dark
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but hell tell everybody.
What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.
Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
"Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? " "Because theyre stupid," said her friend.
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, youve got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, Im going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, Ill let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow? "