Elephant jokes

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11-09-2009
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?   "I love you a ton!"


10-27-2009
How does an elephant get down from a tree ?  He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !


10-27-2009
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?  Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !


10-27-2009
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?  Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !


10-27-2009
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?  So that he can sneak up on mice !


10-27-2009
Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?  A jet propelled elephant !


10-27-2009
Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?  The elephantom of the opera !


10-27-2009
Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?  An elephant with an umbrella !


10-27-2009
Whats grey and never needs ironing ?  A drip dry elephant !


10-27-2009
Whats grey and goes round and round ?  An elephant in a washing machine !


Elephant jokes
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