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10-25-2009
Why did God create women?   To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.


10-25-2009
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?   The swallow.


10-25-2009
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?   Phone her.


10-25-2009
What is the definition of making love?   Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.


10-25-2009
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?   Slow down and use a lubricant.


10-25-2009
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?   Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.


10-25-2009
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?   Ones mad cow disease, the others an agricultural problem.


10-25-2009
Why do hunters make the best lovers?   Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.


10-25-2009
How is a woman like a condom?   Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.


10-25-2009
Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?   She knows shes given her last blow job.


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