Ant jokes

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What do you call a smart ant ?  Elegant !


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What kind of ants are very learned ?  Pedants !


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Who was the most famous ant scientist ?  Albert Antstein !


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What is even bigger than an elephant ?  A giant !


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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?  Ten ants !


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What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?  Your great-ant !


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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?  Antibiotics !


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What do you call a greedy ant ?  An anteater !


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What kind of ant is good at maths ?  An accountant !


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What do you call an ant from overseas ?  Impartant


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