Ant jokes

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?  An independant !


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What kind of ant can you colour with ?  A crayant !


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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?  Antteneye !


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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?  All sorts of antics !


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What do you call an ant who skips school ?  A truant !


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Where do ants go for their holidays ?  Frants !


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What is smaller than an ants dinner ?  An ants mouth !


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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?  


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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?  An antique !


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What do you call an ant in space ?  Cosmonants & Astronants !


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