Dinosaur jokes

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10-19-2009
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?  A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.


10-19-2009
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?  A: A Dinosaucer


10-19-2009
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?  A: Rep Tiles


10-19-2009
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?  A: Try Saras Tops


10-19-2009
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?  A: Ptera Don


10-19-2009
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?  A: Tea Rex?  


10-19-2009
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?  A: Anything you want. He cant hear you.


10-19-2009
Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?  A: Because she had no guts!


10-19-2009
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?  A: Dino-mite.


10-19-2009
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?  A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.


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