Dentist jokes

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10-19-2009
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me?   Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?  Patient: Why?   Doc, it isnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I dont want to miss the 4 oclock ball game.


10-19-2009
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."


10-19-2009
"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!""Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office."


10-19-2009
What does the dentist of the year get?  ...A little plaque.


10-19-2009
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?  Because they fought both tooth and nail!


10-19-2009
How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?  Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.


10-19-2009
What did the werewolf eat after hed had his teeth taken out?   The dentist.


10-19-2009
Monster: Doctor, doctor, Im a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. Im a dentist.


10-19-2009
Freds mother was on the telephone to the boys dentist. "I dont understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but youve charged me $80." "It is usually $20, maam," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"


10-19-2009
Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you?   Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.


Dentist jokes
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