Dance jokes

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10-19-2009
Whats a vampires favorite dance?   The Fang Tango.


10-19-2009
Q. Where can you dance in California?   A. San Fran-disco


10-19-2009
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?  A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!


10-19-2009
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We dont serve your type here."


10-19-2009
How do they dance in Arabia?  Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).


10-19-2009
What animals are poor dancers?  Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.


10-19-2009
What dance did the Pilgrims do?  The Plymouth Rock.


10-19-2009
What dance do hippies hate?  A square dance.


10-19-2009
What dance do you do when summer is over?  Tango (tan go).


10-19-2009
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?  One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.


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