Cowboy jokes

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04-01-2009
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?  ""Nope, nary a one.""None?   Youve never had any accidents.""Nope. Aint never had one. Never.""Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldnt you consider that an accident?  ""Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."


04-01-2009
Teacher: When do astronauts eat?  Pupil: At launch time!


04-01-2009
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ahd be mighty grateful ifn yood play Achy Breaky Heart fur me bahfore ah hafta go.""Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, whats your last request?  ""That you kill me first."


Cowboy jokes
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