Cow jokes

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10-18-2009
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?   He wanted rich milk!


10-18-2009
Why did the farmer fence in the bull?   The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!


10-18-2009
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cows food?  He wanted to raised stewed beef!


10-18-2009
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?  He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!


10-18-2009
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?   He wanted her to hit the hay!


10-18-2009
Why do cows think cooks are mean?   They whip cream!


10-18-2009
Why doesnt Sweden export its cattle?  It wants to keep its Stockholm!


10-18-2009
Why dont cows ever have any money?   Because the farmers milk them dry!


10-18-2009
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?  She was charged with rustling!


10-18-2009
Why was the calf afraid?  He was a cow-herd!


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