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10-11-2009
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?   He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.


10-11-2009
Why dont Purdue athletes eat pickles?   They cant get their heads in the jar.


10-11-2009
What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?   A retarded ape.


10-11-2009
Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didnt you feel a hand in your pocket?  Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!


10-11-2009
Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen himself before?  


10-11-2009
"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?  " "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."


10-11-2009
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?   Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.


10-11-2009
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?  


10-11-2009
And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.


10-11-2009
How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?  With a tire gauge.


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