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10-11-2009
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash andrushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicianshe buries them.The next day, the police come to the farm to question theman. "So you buried all the politicians?  " asked the policeofficer. "Were they all dead?  "The farmer answered, "Some said they werent, but youknow how politicians lie."


10-09-2009
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth?  A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!


10-09-2009
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?  A: A dead girlfriend.


10-09-2009
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?  "Clinton replies, "Yes, Id like a quickie.""A quickie?  !?  " the waitress replies. "Sir, given the currentsituation of your personal life I dont think that is a good idea.Ill come back when you are ready to order from the menu."She walks away.Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "Its pronounced Quiche."


10-09-2009
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?  A: They were dating the same girl in high school.


10-09-2009
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?  A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.


10-09-2009
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?  A: If his lips are moving, then hes lying.


10-09-2009
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?  A: Neither one is very bright.


10-09-2009
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?  A: Runs away from the draft.


10-09-2009
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?  A: Hes got his jogging suit on.


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