Cat jokes

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11-28-2009
What is a Cat?  

  • Cats do what they want.
  • They rarely listen to you.
  • They’re totally unpredictable.
  • When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  • They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  • They’re moody.
  • They leave hair everywhere.


  • CONCLUSION: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.


    10-07-2009
    What is an octopus?   An eight-sided cat.


    10-07-2009
    A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said tothe cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?  " "Sure," repliedthe cat. "Well have that stain licked in a minute!"


    10-07-2009
    Why was the cat afraid of the tree?  Because of the tree bark.


    10-07-2009
    If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?   An a-cat-emy award.


    10-07-2009
    Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?  A: The dog taped his mouth.


    10-07-2009
    When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.


    10-07-2009
    "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?  " the doctor asked."Lests see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in 41


    10-05-2009
    Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?   - A: Claude


    10-05-2009
    Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?   - A: Mice cream


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