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What is a Cat?
CONCLUSION: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.
What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said tothe cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out? " "Sure," repliedthe cat. "Well have that stain licked in a minute!"
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
Q: Why couldnt the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.
When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.
"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem? " the doctor asked."Lests see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in 41
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream