Cannibal jokes

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09-15-2009
The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!""You dont have to tell me," said the king. "Im trying to eat them. "Where did we get these slaves anyway?  ""From the country next door," replied the servant. "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith." "We cant, Your Majesty, shes still cooking for you." "Well, bring her to me once shes crispy enough," said the king.


09-15-2009
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?   Meals on wheels.


09-15-2009
What is the cannibals favorite game?   Swallow my Leader.


09-15-2009
What happened to the cannibal lion?   He had to swallow his pride.


09-15-2009
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?  He couldnt stop eating swedes.


09-15-2009
Cannibal Boy: Ive brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and well have him tomorrow.


09-15-2009
A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You cant eat me ?   Im the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon youll be a manager in chief."


09-15-2009
First cannibal: My wifes a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.


09-15-2009
A cannibals dillema: If God didnt want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?  


09-15-2009
A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "Hey, you can kill me or you can eat me, but Im tired of getting stuck for drinks!"


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