Cannibal jokes

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11-09-2009
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "Youknow, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesnt agree with me!"


09-15-2009
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But Im going to miss her terribly."


09-15-2009
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?   Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.


09-15-2009
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?  He said he wanted to grill his suspects.


09-15-2009
Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?   He got himself into a real stew.


09-15-2009
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third mans turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"


09-15-2009
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that shes too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that shes to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman." sure son" the father replied, drooling. "Well take her home and eat you mother!"


09-15-2009
Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?   A. The cold shoulder.


09-15-2009
First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?  


09-15-2009
First cannibal: I dont know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?  


Cannibal jokes
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