Bus jokes

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09-12-2009
What do monsters play when they are in the bus?   Squash.


09-12-2009
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?   I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!


09-12-2009
Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare?   Because he was skint.


09-12-2009
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "youd stand up and let four people sit down."


09-12-2009
Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold?   A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.


09-12-2009
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the mans supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?  " said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.


09-12-2009
Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.


09-12-2009
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?   Throw it under a bus.


09-12-2009
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?   Driver: Which part?   Passenger: All of me, of course!


09-12-2009
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, What on earth did you do that for?   I wanted to know if there was room on top, replied the man.


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