Brother and sister jokes

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09-12-2009
My brothers just opened a shop.Really?   Hows he doing?  Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.


09-12-2009
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pas.


09-12-2009
My brothers one of the biggest stickup men in town.Gosh is he really?  Yes, hes a six-foot-six billposter.


09-12-2009
Little Brother: Im going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?  Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!


09-12-2009
Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!


09-12-2009
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?  Boy: Because he read the label, and it said shake well before using.


09-12-2009
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and wheres your little brother ?  Young Monster: Hee, hee ! Hes my half-brother now!


09-12-2009
Did the bionic monster have a brother ?  No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!


09-12-2009
Whats your fathers occupation?   asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.Hes a conjurer, Maam, said the new boy.How interesting. Whats his favourite trick?  He saws people in half.Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?  One half brother and two half sisters.


09-12-2009
Michael: Its hard for my sister to eat.Maureen: Why ?  Michael: She cant bear to stop talking.


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