Accountant jokes

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05-11-2009
Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?  Someone who has a loophole named after him.


05-11-2009
When does a person decide to become an accountant?  When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.


05-11-2009
Why did God invent economists?  So accountants could have someone to laugh at.


05-11-2009
Whats an actuary?  An accountant without the sense of humour.


05-11-2009
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?  They find bookkeeping too exciting.


05-11-2009
What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?  Invite an accountant.


05-11-2009
What does an accountant use for birth control?  His personality.


05-11-2009
Whats an extroverted accountant?  One who looks at your shoes while he is talking to you instead of his own.


05-11-2009
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?  Popular


05-11-2009
Whats the definition of unlikely?  A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.


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