Birthday jokes

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07-09-2009
Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her?   A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didnt you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!


07-09-2009
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mums too frightened hell break it!


07-09-2009
Whats the greatest birthday present?   Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.


07-09-2009
What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?   A stole.


07-09-2009
Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you?   Fred: I couldnt find one big enough for your nose.


07-09-2009
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday?   Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find the words to thank you enough.


07-09-2009
A man who forgets his wifes birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.


07-09-2009
BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?  GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.


07-09-2009
A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?  " she asked. "Yes." "Finally Ahve got the right person!" she said. "Could yawl gimme some help with my sons birthday party?  "


07-09-2009
"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."


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