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06-19-2009
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?  A: To get to the chick across the street!


06-19-2009
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?  " "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "Whats your name?  " "Clarence," said the bird. "Thats a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?  " The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."


06-19-2009
How do you identify a bald eagle?  All his feathers are combed over to one side.


06-19-2009
What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?   A pecking order.


06-19-2009
Whats brown and white and flies all over?  Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!


06-19-2009
What is a polygon ?  A dead parrot !


06-19-2009
What birds spend all their time on their knees ?   Birds of prey !


06-19-2009
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?   A headbanger !


06-19-2009
When is the best time to buy budgies ?   When theyre going cheap !


06-19-2009
How do you get a cut-price parrot ?   Plant bird seed !


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