Bicycle jokes

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06-19-2009
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?   Because he didnt want to walk in his sleep.


06-19-2009
Why couldnt the bicycle stand up for itself?   Because it was two-tyred.


06-19-2009
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, Dont you know how to ride a bike?  Yes, he answered, but I dont know how to ring the bell yet


06-19-2009
Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed make it! Jill replied, Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or wed have slid all the way back down!


06-19-2009
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?  


06-19-2009
Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?   The road.


06-19-2009
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!


06-19-2009
Our bank manager cant ride a bike any more. Why not?   He lost his balance.


06-19-2009
The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Dont you know how to ride that yet?  " he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "Its the bell I cant work yet.


06-19-2009
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?   A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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