Bed jokes

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06-12-2009
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?  Sleep on the sofa.


06-12-2009
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?  When your nose touches the ceiling !


06-12-2009
What do tigers wear in bed ?   Stripey pyjamas !


02-01-2009
Who stole the sheets from the bed?   Bed buglars.


02-01-2009
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?   Sleep in the wardrobe.


02-01-2009
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?   A snake charmer.


02-01-2009
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?   Run!


02-01-2009
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed?   Son: I couldnt find a spider.


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