Beauty jokes

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06-12-2009
Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !


06-12-2009
My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !


06-12-2009
Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?  


06-12-2009
Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.


02-01-2009
My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.


02-01-2009
Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.


02-01-2009
Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?   Harry: Help! What is it?   Fred: Your head!


02-01-2009
Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.


02-01-2009
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity?   Second girl: No, its imagination.


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