Beauty jokes

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06-12-2009
People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.


06-12-2009
Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.


06-12-2009
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?   The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.


06-12-2009
Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness?   She finished it in two.


06-12-2009
What is yellow and goes click-click?   A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older?   Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:


06-12-2009
A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell him youve already got one, said his father !


06-12-2009
"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?  "No-spaghetti!


06-12-2009
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?  , Ive never seen anyone so hideous as you before""Young man" she replied. " I didnt come here to be insulted""Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?  "


06-12-2009
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how many times have I told you, said his mother, its rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud.OK, said Johnny, why does the lady over there look like an ugly, haggard old witch ?  


06-12-2009
Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?  Boyfriend: Of course I do !


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