Camper jokes

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11-29-2009
Two executives were deep in a Highland forest, on an adventure weekend arranged by their firm. Neither had any real map-reading skills and they became separated from the other members of their team. All they knew was that the final rendezvous point was a remote pub called, 'The Wee Stum Inn.'

They trudged through the woods for hours, hopelessly lost until the came to what looked like a fork in the forestry trail. They couldn't agree on which path to take. Eventually, they decided to take one path each. They shook hands and resolved that the last man back to the pub would pay for the drinks.

Four hours later, the man that chose the correct fork was sitting at the pub fireside, enjoying his pint, when his friend staggered in. He was cut, bleeding, battered and bruised as if he had been mugged by a rugby team.

Once the men in the pub got the man settled, he explained, "I must have gone around in circles for hours, until I heard the sound of an idling car engine. I headed toward the sound and found a car in a clearing at the end of what looked like a 'lovers lane'. The car windows were all steamed up and I couldn't see who was inside, but I could hear more than one voice. So I thought that I could ask for directions and I knocked on the driver's window. Now, the man in the car must have been a complete psychopath, because as soon as I asked him, 'How far is the Wee Stump Inn?  ' he jumped out of the car and beat the crap out of me!


11-09-2009
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. Why dont you play with your friends?   he asked.Because I only have one friend, the girl replied. And I hate her.


11-09-2009
Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Dont complain. It only leaks when it rains.


11-09-2009
Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Shh! Dont make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.


11-09-2009
Camper: Theres a leak over my bunk!Counselor: Thats what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!


11-09-2009
The Counselor was greeting the new campers.So you decided to come to camp, she said to one.Nope, the camper answered. I was sent to camp!


11-09-2009
The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said Dont climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, dont come running to me!


11-09-2009
The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out, Order! Order!In a flash someone shouted out, Hamburger, coke and fries!


11-09-2009
At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.How did your trunk get so neat?   she asked her messy daughter.It was easy, said Julie. I just never unpacked!


11-09-2009
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: Thats right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!


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