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Two gay men decide that they want to have a baby, but they don't want to adopt because they want the baby to be as close to their own as possible. So they both contribute to a cup and have a doctor use the contents to impregnate a female friend of theirs.
Nine months later, the two gayss are looking at their baby in the hospital nursery. All of the babies are crying and screaming except for theirs. "Wow," one of the gay men says, "Our baby is the most well behaved one in here."
A nurse who happens to be walking by says, "Now he's quiet, but wait till we take the pacifier out of his butt"
Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they noticed that the huge male gorilla had a massive erection. This fascinated the gay men so much they couldn't take their eyes off of it. One of the men just couldn't bear it any longer and he reached into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabbed him, dragged him into the cage and screwed him for six hours non-stop.
When he was done, the gorilla threw the gay man back out of the cage. An ambulance was called and the man was taken away to the hospital. The next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asked, "Are you hurt? "
"AM I HURT? " he shouted, "Wouldn't you be? That big ape hasn't called, he hasn't written..."
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my butt. Could you check it out for me? "
His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's butt, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything."
Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out."
So his roommate lubes his whole hand and feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch.
He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your butt."
Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."