Bath jokes

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06-12-2009
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why?   Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.


06-12-2009
Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off?   Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! Ive invented the square tub . . .


06-12-2009
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in?   The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?  " The idiot replied, "Oh, I didnt know it was electric."


06-12-2009
Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please?   Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yourself.


06-12-2009
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then.Mom: Why?   Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."


06-12-2009
Does your brother keep himself clean?   Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.


06-12-2009
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do?   Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!


06-12-2009
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?  


06-12-2009
Why did the bank robber take a bath?   So he could make a clean getaway.


06-12-2009
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath?   Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.


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