Zoo jokes

( Page: 1 of 4 )

11-25-2009
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?   One to get in and one to get out.


11-25-2009
I was in the zoo last week. Really?   Which cage were you in?  


11-25-2009
I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?  


11-25-2009
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, "Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?  " "Yes," replied Dracula, "have lots of giraffes."


11-25-2009
Come on, Fred, Ill take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!


11-25-2009
Freds class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?  " asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."


11-25-2009
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, "it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said To The Bears, so I followed that and saw the bears. But when I followed a sign that said To the Exit, I found myself out on the street."


11-25-2009
There was this truck driver who had to deliver 500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving his truck through the desert, his truck breaks down. After about 3 hours, he waves another truck down and offers the driver $500 to take these penguins to the state zoo for him.The next day the original truck driver arrives in town and sees the new truck driver crossing the road with 500 penguins walking in single file behind him.The original truck driver jumps out of his truck and asks, "Whats going on?   I gave you $500 to take these penguins to the zoo!"The new truck driver responds, "I did take them to the zoo. And I had enough money left over so now were going to see a movie."


11-25-2009
The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the the gnu. If the gnus ears were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was almost certain to happen. But if his ears were laid back flat against his head, it meant that an unlucky or very unhappy year was sure to come. One year it was young Marys turn to "survey" the animal and come up with the prediction. It was her first time solo, and in her excitement, she forgot to take the key to the cage. She was late in coming to check on the gnu. Well, she saw the wrong ear position and predicted a bad year, when in fact it was quite good. To explain the error, the local newspaper ran the following headline a year later: MARY CRIST MISSES AN HAPPY GNUS EAR!


11-25-2009
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tigers cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?  " the father said expectantly. "What bus should I take home?  " the boy finished.


Zoo jokes
Zoo-jokes
FIRST   PREV ( Current Page: 1 of 4 )    NEXT   LAST