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08-27-2009
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: Like, why dont you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?   Im, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.


08-27-2009
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.


08-27-2009
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: Just one, and theyll use a non-disposable diaper too!


08-27-2009
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.


08-27-2009
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: None. Capricorns cant afford new lightbulbs --- unless theyre a legitimate business expense.


08-27-2009
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: I dont waste my time with these childish jokes.


08-27-2009
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: None: Why should I bother?   Its probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.


08-27-2009
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: Two, but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how its supposed to be done!


08-27-2009
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when theyre done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.


08-27-2009
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?   A: Two. Plus a portable phone, an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffers Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."


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