Witch jokes

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08-27-2009
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?   To keep her head warm.


08-27-2009
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies?   Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.


08-27-2009
What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father?   An orphan.


08-27-2009
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?  To keep their hats pointed.


08-27-2009
What do you call two witches who share a room?   Broom-mates.


08-27-2009
How do you get milk from a witchs cat?   Steal her saucer.


08-27-2009
What happened to the naughty little witch at school?   She was ex-spelled.


08-27-2009
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?   She was having Disney spells.


08-27-2009
Have you heard about the goodweather witch?   Shes forecasting sunny spells.


08-27-2009
Why was the student witch so bad at essays?   Because she couldnt spell properly.


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