Weather jokes

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08-27-2009
Q:What did the tornado say to the car?   A:(You wanna go for a spin?  )


08-27-2009
What are the hottest days during summer?  Sun-days


08-27-2009
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?  A. I mist you.


04-23-2009
Youre hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom dont you believe?   Your story teller, for there is no such thing as a completely sunny day in England.


04-23-2009
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?  Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.


04-23-2009
You never get anything right, complained the teacher. What kind of job do you think youll get when you leave school ?  Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.


04-23-2009
What did Santa Clauss wife say during a thunderstorm?  Come and look at the rain, dear.


04-23-2009
How do sheep keep warm in winter ?   Central bleating !


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