Weather jokes

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08-27-2009
How did you find the weather at camp?  It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!


08-27-2009
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.It smells like rain, he said to the boy.The city boy replied, They said it was lemonade.


08-27-2009
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?  It was a bright, sunny day.


08-27-2009
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?  Because it wasnt raining.


08-27-2009
What doesnt get any wetter no matter how much it rains?  The ocean


08-27-2009
What is a Mexican weather report?  Chilli today, hot tamale.


08-27-2009
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?  An umbrella.


08-27-2009
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?  Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.


08-27-2009
What person adds best in hot weather?  A summer.


08-27-2009
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?   A wet one.


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