Vampire jokes

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08-21-2009
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?  He had loved in vein.


08-21-2009
Did you hear about the vampire who got married?   He proposed to his girl-fiend.


08-21-2009
Two men were having a drink together. One said, "Id rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Whys that?  " asked the other. "Because shes always trying to bite my head off," he replied.


08-21-2009
Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?   They looked both ways before they crossed.


08-21-2009
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?   A two-year-old vampire.


08-21-2009
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?  Because he was a complete sucker.


08-21-2009
Whats a vampires favorite hobby?   In-grave-ing.


08-21-2009
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?   Send your name, address and blood group.


08-21-2009
How does a vampire enter his house?   Through the bat flap.


08-21-2009
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?   Because his life is at stake.


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