Vampire jokes

( Page: 2 of 10 )

08-21-2009
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?   The alphabat.


08-21-2009
Why is Hollywood full of vampires?   They need someone to play the bit parts.


08-21-2009
Why wouldnt the vampire eat his soup?  It clotted.


08-21-2009
Why was the young vampire a failure?   Because he fainted at the sight of blood.


08-21-2009
What is the vampires favorite slogan?   Please Give Blood Generously.


08-21-2009
How does a vampire clean his house?   With a victim cleaner.


08-21-2009
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?   A bat mat.


08-21-2009
What do you call a vampire junkie?   Count Drugula.


08-21-2009
What is a vampires favorite sport?   Batminton.


08-21-2009
Why do vampires hate arguments?   Because they make themselves cross.


Vampire jokes
Vampire-jokes
FIRST   PREV   ( Current Page: 2 of 10 )    NEXT   LAST