Vampire jokes( Page: 10 of 10 )
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.
What is Draculas favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
When the picture of the vampires grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.
What is a vampires favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !