Animal jokes

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08-24-2009
What should you call a bald teddy ?   Fred bear !


08-24-2009
What kind of money do polar bears use ?   Ice lolly !


08-24-2009
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vets diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet," Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking its head. "Its definitely dead sir", says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be L1000, please". "A L1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man. "Well", says the vet, "Theres my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".


08-24-2009
Why do bears have fur coats ?   Because theyd look stupid in anoraks !


08-24-2009
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?   A teddy boar !


08-24-2009
How do you hire a teddy bear?   Put him on stilts !


08-24-2009
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?   It lives on ice !


08-24-2009
Whats a teddy bears favourite pasta ?   Tagliateddy !


08-24-2009
What is a bears favourite drink ?   Koka-Koala !


08-24-2009
Why was the little bear so spoiled ?   Because its mother pandad to its every whim !


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